
here's a funny little conversation brian and audrey had the other day:
audrey was telling brian that a little boy had kissed her on the cheek at mothers day out the other day, and of course brian wasn't happy about it.
B: we don't kiss boys until we get married, right, audrey?
A: right.
B: and how old do you have to be before you get married?
A: 29
B: that's right, honey
(pause)
A: (excitedly)i know daddy! i've got a great idea!! i'll find the boy i want to marry, and then we'll just be roommates until i turn 29!
at this point, mommy jumps in
C: well, that's not how it works honey.........




































